Today I applied for, and ironically was issued, my AARP card. I did it online, and really believed it was going to tell me to come back in 11 days when I was 50, but it did not, so I am IN! Of course it is a honor realizing that I very well may be the youngest AARP member at this point, but when they asked for my wife’s name to send her a card too, I guess little Miss 35 is it. In good faith however, I will NOT use it for anything for those 11 more days.